Author Archives: ileneh

About ileneh

I am a Macintosh expert, writer and photographer. I have published many articles on Apple related products, but I cut my writer's teeth producing grants and market research reports when the Web was just something a spider made. I've also worked as a photographer, dancer and social worker. ilene's Machine was born in 2000 when I realized everything I did involved some kind of machine. First, my answering machine, next a Vic 20, then a Mac 128. Add a variety of Macintosh machines and iOS devices over the years and before you know it, you have reached ilene's Machine. Please leave a message!

My Funny Valentine

Posted on February 14, 2024 by ileneh

After I became single again, once again, a few years back, I decided to jump into online dating. Yahoo.com was my first weapon of choice. As it happened I “met” a nice man via email. We spoke on the phone … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary | Tagged castration, Dating, first date, jail, Online Dating, single mother, Valentine's Day | 3 Comments

Hooters and Beavers Gone Wild!

Posted on November 15, 2023 by ileneh

Gift Fair & Photographic Exhibit by ilene hoffmanWhen: Sunday, December 3rdTime: 12 PM to 4:30 PMLocation: 5 Chambers Street, Needham MA A fair to remember! I shoot wildlife, nature, and your family’s pets and produce fun products. This is my last Gift … Continue reading →

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Survival of the Fittest – Autumnal Gift Fair and Exhibit

Posted on September 8, 2023 by ileneh

New Photo Show and Fair Announcement Continue reading →

Posted in News, Photo | Tagged Bald Eagle, calendar, canvas bag, Great blue heron, Natick MA, nature, Needham, photography, wildlife | 2 Comments

Needham Fireworks Display Story

Posted on July 4, 2023 by ileneh

Note: This article is designed to be seen best on a desktop computer, because the graphics are cut off on smaller displays. Last night after much weather debating in my head, I wrangled my gear and trotted off to capture … Continue reading →